The Room Listens.
The Room Learns
We had one stupid question: What happens when the walls pay
attention?
Now the Unit lives at Plange Mühle 1 — a space where your silence, your
movement, even your sweat feed the system. It doesn’t try to trick you.
It reacts. People walk out realizing they weren’t solving puzzles; they
were being measured.
Forget polished wood and fake padlocks. This thing began as a mess of sensors in a basement north of the Rhine.
We Never Meant to Build This.
It started as temperature-mapping research.
Then someone wired an old heart-rate monitor.
Someone else deleted the “solution” file.
By the third test, the Unit was keeping a door shut until the person inside calmed down.
It isn't "AI." It's just sensitive — and slightly resentful.
Glitches are not bugs; they're feedback.
Hardware Held Together with Spite and Zip Ties
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Metal sheets that hum when you press too hard
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Lights that surge when anxiety spikes
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A fan that speeds up with group volume
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Whole system running on recycled server boards
We bought half of it off eBay, the rest from scrap heaps behind factories. You can tell.
Better Data Through People Watching
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Marketing Agency
Ran a session to measure team stress
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FH Düsseldorf Students
Tested silent leadership dynamics
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Touring Band
Used it as a pre-show ritual
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Local Fire Chief
Booked it "for training," stayed for fun
No two groups act the same, and the Unit records everything — not names, just patterns.
The Unofficial Team
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Altbau-Elektrik GmbH
called our wiring illegal, then fixed it for beer
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Elena Brandt
systems designer who swears the Unit has moods
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Torben F.
sound engineer who spent three days trying to capture the sound of a successful hack
You Pay for the Experience, Not the Explanation
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Standard Run
€79 / person
- 60 min active session
- 2-6 players
- Standard difficulty
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Extended Protocol
€229 / group
- 90 min session
- Optional data snapshot
- Enhanced experience
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Custom Study Runs
Quote on request
- For corporate teams
- University research
- Custom scenarios
Write, Don’t Ping
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Email
team@megaunitgo.pro -
Location
Plange Mühle 1
40221 Düsseldorf, Germany -
We answer between runs. Sometimes right away, sometimes after coffee.
